Episode 1

Welcome to the first 1.5 episode, because this is the second recording.

The first episode will probably come out sometime in the future.

Come back to haunt me.

As like an exclusive.

It could be a Patreon.

Patreon exclusive.

For sure.

I gotta create a Patreon.

I actually don't have one.

Well, because we don't have a show yet.

Well, we have a website.

You can find us at letsgetsidetracked.net.

Which brings us around to the name of the podcast.

Let's Get Sidetracked!

Because everything's off cue.

In fairness, we didn't talk about that before, so how would I know?

I don't feel like we talked about shit.

Aside of me not being too drunk to record this.

Last time.

Last time.

Actually, the last recording, you started off reasonably well.

Super strong.

No, no, no.

It wasn't bad.

But towards the end, you were asleep.

Yeah, because I was drinking.

And that was about an hour and 30, 40 minutes into the first episode.

Which, I don't know exactly how long this episode's going to be.

No.

We haven't really decided.

Like, we've only come up with an idea about having a podcast where we discuss things.

And get sidetracked.

And then follow those sidetracked cues to rabbit hole.

And then come back, circle it back around, and then finish the conversation.

I don't want to go down a rabbit's hole.

To be fair.

To be fair.

They're not going to sit long enough.

Sit still long enough for you to go down a hole.

Okay.

So there goes the dog.

Okay, so what are we talking about today?

Well, that's a good question.

We do have Wicked for Good.

To talk about.

Oh, I haven't even really read anything.

I saw a poster about it.

Have you watched Wicked?

The first one?

The movie, yes.

No.

Oh.

Yeah.

It's lovely.

Well, the thing is, is that...

Yeah, I know I...

It came out, what, about a year ago?

Yeah.

I just kind of...

I don't know what it is.

I haven't watched Barbie or Oppenheimer.

Or really any new movies.

Wow.

I don't know why, but I just feel like movies that are so hyped up... Tend to not...

Tend to not really please my, like...

I like filmmaking, and not just making movies for the sake of making movies.

They don't live up to the hype.

Yeah.

Nah.

Hot Fuzz, my favorite movie probably of all time.

Zero hype.

Just movie.

Just movie.

Yeah.

The thing about it is, that's pretty much every Simon Pegg movie.

Yeah, I agree.

Is that nobody really finds out that he's making a movie until the movie's out.

Right.

Or that he's starring in a movie.

Hot Fuzz.

Hot Fuzz, The Gentleman, I know that there was hype for the TV show, which is

actually really good, I haven't finished it yet, but it's really good.

So, Wicked, I saw... so, your oldest sister went on her 8th grade trip,

she saw Wicked on Broadway, which is crazy.

That's right.

I saw it.

And then the middle one saw Spongebob.

Right.

I saw Wicked in 2019?

Sounds about right.

I think.

We went to... It might have been 2018.

When you were seeing a lot of Spongebob.

A lot of things.

When did you put the... when did you put the ladder through the window?

Was that 17?

No, that was like 2018, late 2018, I think.

Say it again?

It's probably your boy.

No, it was my noise, my own head noise.

Oh.

So, when Rhonda took Kyla and me to see Wicked in Portland, it's an on or off

Broadway series.

It was on our Broadway.

It was on our Broadway.

It was on our Broadway.

I kept getting texts from you saying, so it was a little...

A little dampened.

Yeah, a little... I was distracted.

So, seeing Wicked in the theater with Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo...

Beautiful name.

Oh.

Beautiful name.

Love their names.

Honestly... Confusing accent.

Both of them, I fucking love them.

I love them both.

They are fantastic in both roles.

Not... I have mixed feelings about their media tour interviews,

but everybody has mixed feelings about their media tours.

I... yeah, because they keep doing this Google ad that I just keep getting.

It's for... I think it's a Google Pixel phone.

Honestly, just really annoying.

There's also an Xfinity one where they were, like, singing the...

Popular, you're gonna be popular.

I'll teach you the proper poise, how to talk to boys.

Go ahead.

Yeah, but that ad, the Xfinity one, I think it was Xfinity, I'm calling them out.

Fuck you, Xfinity.

That's not gonna help anything.

We'll get into that later.

Fuck you, Xfinity.

But that ad was so annoying, and I was getting it for, like, a month.

A month straight.

Yeah.

The Google one, I haven't got a ton of.

Probably because the second movie, I don't think

there's as much hype as there was for the first one.

I feel like there is.

Oh, there is?

I actually just saw a commercial for Dunkin' that...

We don't even have a Dunkin' Donuts here in Oregon, right?

We don't, but most people do.

It was Cynthia Erivo and Jonathan Bailey, right?

Is that his name?

Are you asking me?

I don't know.

Fierro.

Guy Fieri?

No.

No.

Gross.

No.

Fierro.

He's the sexiest man alive.

Watch it.

It will turn you straight.

I mean, he's gay, but he's fucking hot.

I can't lie.

What is his name?

I think it's Jonathan Bailey.

Jonathan Bailey.

Yeah.

He's super cute.

And he's just silly.

Jonathan Bailey.

Yes.

He's fucking lovely.

He kind of looks like he would have... He's fucking lovely.

He kind of looks like he would have a mugshot.

No.

No.

He's actually a really good person.

As far as we know.

I love those glasses.

Yeah.

Those are superhero glasses.

He's silly lovely.

Love him.

So many times.

Hey.

I like his hair.

Yeah.

He's kind of got that like... He always looks good.

He's lovely.

Anyway, they were pitching an after-credit... an after-credit scene.

Uh-huh.

For... For Wicked for Good.

And it was very cute because it was munchkins and coffee and la-la-la-la-la.

Anyway, getting super deep in that.

Yeah.

Let's... Well, I can't...

So, Wicked for Good?

Yeah.

Does that mean they're done with the movies?

Because bullshit.

I mean... They're gonna milk this dry.

Right.

I mean, Wicked was only a one-act play.

It wasn't a one-act play, but it was a one-viewing play.

Yeah.

So... But I've...

Because I've never seen the play or even looked at

anything about that, I don't even know what it's about.

Yeah.

All I know is if I've heard something about Wizard of Oz... Sure.

...and something like that.

I mean, Jeff Goldblum's in it.

And who... Daddy!

Hello!

Okay.

He's lovely!

Jeff Goldblum for all the ages.

Like from my group, like I was born in 75, so from The Fly to Jurassic Park,

now then to Portlandia had him, and then on to Wicked, like, yes,

all the ages of Jeff Goldblum.

He is... Yeah.

...fucking amazing.

He is... Thank you.

All of those.

Please.

Well, the thing about Jeff Goldblum... Jeff... Jeff Goldblum...

Jeff Goldblum...

Is he... I feel like he's in everything.

Oh, yeah.

But he's in Ragnarok.

No, he's not.

But he was in The Fly.

No, he is in Ragnarok.

But yes, he was in The Fly.

I haven't watched The Fly.

I... I mentioned that.

Are you even listening to me?

What?

Holy shitballs.

Did you mention The Fly?

I did.

I didn't hear... You were not... I was not listening.

Skank.

I'm so hurt.

So hurt.

We don't... We haven't even talked about... We got sidetracked.

Let's get sidetracked!

We haven't even told anyone what this podcast is.

We just got right into... I feel like they... I feel like they might already know.

Yeah, but I just called you a skank.

I know.

But I said fuck like four times so far, so...

Well, I think calling you a skank, that could mean a lot of things.

That could mean you're my mother.

What is a skank?

Skank.

I know what a skink is.

I know what a skink is also.

Can you google skank?

Let's see what it is.

Skank.

Read us the definition of a skank.

Yeah, skank.

Skank.

Because like when I think of skank, a rhythmic dance performed by a reggae.

A rhythmic dance performed to reggae or ska music.

What's the rest of it say?

Characteristically?

One who's filthy or foul.

Oh, foul.

Oh, one who is considered to be sexually promiscuous.

Used especially of a woman.

Because boys aren't sluts.

They're just men.

A lewdly unattractive and disreputable person.

A lewd and female.

Especially one with an air of...

Tawdry promiscuity.

Okay, what are these stupid words?

A substance considered foul, unhygienic, or unpleasant.

Damn.

Damn.

She can be slutty or she can be...

To dance the skank.

Damn.

The act of cheating a person through disloyal and selfish means.

With no... No shame to use deception in the process.

Most commonly known with the association of a friend.

Must have been a woman.

Must have been a woman.

Fuck those girls.

Jesus Christ.

You want to fuck you too then?

Let's look at the images.

Images of a skank.

It's probably porn.

No, it's just all ska stuff.

I'm sorry.

It's all ska bands.

Yeah, it's all ska bands.

Remember when ska was a thing?

Yeah.

Hi, Gen X.

Yes, I do.

Okay, grunge music.

Fuck yeah.

Still a thing.

I think anyone who knows what grunge music is shouldn't be allowed to vote.

I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

Don't look at me like that.

I was kidding.

So rude.

Okay, we got... This is a drag queen.

And what are you?

What gen are you?

Gen Z.

Gen Z.

Gen Z.

Gen Z.

But...

What is... What are the...

What are the defining characteristics of Gen Z?

Brain rot.

Yeah.

Except... No, no, no.

I think Gen Alpha is the brain rot generation.

But we...

I don't know what Gen Z is.

I'm going to Google it.

What is Gen Z known for?

It's definitely brain rot at the top.

The seven basic traits of Gen Z, according to Google.

Seven unique characteristics of Generation Z.

They're digital natives.

Agree with that one.

I see that here.

The world they live in has never felt safe.

That's really sad and true.

They're accepting.

They're health conscious.

They value their privacy, which really doesn't go

along with the digital native thing, but I get it.

They're entrepreneurial and worried about their future prospects.

They're changing the distinction between childhood and adulthood.

Meaning... I feel like...

I feel like a lot of them don't end childhood when adulthood...

When they reach adulthood, they continue on closer to their 30s than any other...

But the thing about Gen Z is that's from 1996 to 2010.

Yeah.

It's a big range.

Yeah.

Yeah.

People in the 2000s would have been four years old.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was still very...

It was still very young then.

Very fresh.

Yeah.

I think up until about 2000...

Honestly, up until about 2012, the internet was still not... Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm not sure about that.

I'm talking in terms of what the internet was.

YouTube was still fairly new.

Yeah.

Even though it was about...

What would that calculate to?

Seven years old?

I mean, you're talking to someone who has actually touched a floppy disk.

But I have to.

It's not an innuendo, and it's not as an archival item.

That's what we used.

Yep, I have, too.

But, like, I don't use it.

Right.

But that was all we had available.

Well, you had USB.

No.

No.

What year are we talking about?

I'm talking about early, early Oregon Trail era.

Okay, well, then... Yeah.

But if we were talking about, like, mid to late 90s, you had USB.

Nope.

Mm-hmm.

No, we did not.

Hey, that's scope.

Hey, it might have been available, but not to everyone.

Well, yeah.

It had to be affordable as well.

Yeah, nothing's affordable now.

No, but... Fuck you, AI.

If you had...

If you have a five...

What is it?

A five-inch floppy disk?

That's, like, what everybody thinks of as a disk.

What about eight-inch?

That's what I started out with.

It was truly floppy.

Sadly.

And if you put that in your backpack and it got messed up, you got...

You were fucked.

You just had to redo everything all over again.

For anyone who wants to learn more about floppies, there's a very interesting video

by Polymatt on YouTube where he made his own

floppy disk, like, out of metal and everything.

Super interesting video.

He also has a bunch of, you know, old vintage tech-related stuff.

If you're interested in that, I definitely recommend looking at it.

But, yeah, I... They weren't made out of metal when we had them, though.

Well, yeah, but nowadays...

Or, not nowadays, but the way he did it was, like, with a...

I'm going to be honest.

I didn't watch the video fully.

I forgot to finish it.

Well, okay.

I have this thing where I will have a few videos open in a tab.

And then, eventually, they'll be there for, like, a month.

And then they'll all be closed.

And I'll forget about it.

I was watching a 40-hour playthrough of a game.

Jesus.

That's a full-time job.

And I got to about 16 hours.

And then it went into a tab.

And then I never finished watching it.

Yeah, it's a full-time job.

So, since we got sidetracked...

Yeah, what were we talking about?

We were discussing about what this podcast is about.

Oh, yeah, we got sidetracked.

So, the point is...

We're going to bring, hopefully, each week, we're going to bring some... Hopefully.

Hopefully, right?

We're going to bring some subject to the table that we're going to talk about.

But chances are, we're going to get sidetracked.

Because neither one of us are linearly thinking.

We're both ADHD.

We're definitely...

For a ridiculous amount of time.

Honestly?

Undiagnosed, of course.

You are probably ADHD.

I'm definitely ADHD.

I'm not.

Autistic?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like...

Everybody's... I feel like everybody's on the spectrum.

I feel like...

Thinking-wise, everyone's on the spectrum.

Sexually, everyone's on the spectrum.

Statistically, Gen Z has a higher probability of having some sort of

attention deficit disorder.

Or ASD.

Sure.

And honestly, Gen X, every one of us... You were huffing lead.

We weren't huffing it.

Yes.

We weren't huffing that shit.

We weren't huffing... Oh, leaded gas?

No, remember how... Oh, leaded gas.

Yeah, leaded gas.

No, actually, the year that I got my driver's

license is when leaded fuel was going out.

Can we bring that back?

I want to huff some lead.

No, I think it's a bad idea.

Lead.

You shut your mouth.

Lead.

Anyway.

Oh, I feel like everyone...

A lot of people my age were definitely undiagnosed because a lot of times people

just said you were a daydreamer or... Oh, yeah.

They're really smart.

They're really smart, but they just have a hard time concentrating.

So, no one was diagnosed until we get a lot older and then, you know, people my

age are reading articles about things... Reading the Facebooks?

Or looking at the FaceTimes and we're just, you know, and then it says,

well, if you have these traits, chances are you're ADHD.

And then I look at every one of those and go, well, shit, there I am.

Well, for me, it's a... Oh, funny.

Did you hear that?

Yeah.

Like, I haven't been diagnosed.

I probably should.

I've even asked my doctor, like, hey, do you have any info?

And she's like, this was my really old doctor.

Your older one, yeah.

She was like, well, you should talk to your

mother and see if she can get you into a child.

And I'm like...

No.

I'm not going to be doing that.

Uh-uh.

Yep.

But, um, undiagnosed, but if you do follow me

anywhere else, you know I probably have autism.

I mean, like I said, we're all on the spectrum.

And honestly, my new, newest profession, we're all fucked up.

So, you can't...

I wish you'd talk about that.

I'm an EMT.

I'm an EMT.

I work for a private company.

We do inter-facility transports, which is basically taking people home from

the hospital or taking them from one hospital to another for a higher level of care.

During the daytime, they take people to appointments,

and we're talking about, like, the sickest people.

Like, they can't sit up in a chair.

They're so sick.

They do kickflips.

Well, they... No, they're rad.

Not that kind of sick.

They're rad.

They can't sit up in a chair long enough to get to

an appointment and then wait for that appointment.

So, we take them on a stretcher.

You have to be an EMT to work for my company.

This company...

Yeah.

Yeah.

We special...

Specialty...

Medical transport.

So, I have been there for about a year and a half.

I really... It feels longer.

I know.

It feels like forever.

But I love it.

We get to meet a lot of different people.

A lot of demented people.

A lot of people with...

They call them comorbidities, but they have lots of different problems.

They keep them from being able to... We're really big balls.

You shut your mouth right now.

We actually had two patients.

They've had ridiculously large scrotums and I

did not go looking to see that sort of thing.

You weren't tracking for them.

There it was.

And I was like, oh, I think they're brief maybe.

Full on.

They're like, that's not the brief.

And I'm like, oh, in my head.

I'm like, oh, shit.

They're like, no.

So, yeah.

Lots of surprising things.

Thankfully, nothing terrible happened.

Nothing traumatic for us.

I mean, it's EMT, which I know there's a lot

of EMTs that go through a range of things.

But the specific EMT that you are, I feel

like you don't see the really gruesome stuff.

Like someone's arm.

We don't see trauma.

Someone's arm's hanging off.

Yeah.

Someone's brain hanging off.

And honestly, at this point, I could have already stepped up into 911.

But my life is...

I've had plenty of excitement.

I don't really need any more.

Like, I am totally fine not going out on...

I don't have to go lights and sirens.

I've done it a few times.

It is scary and exciting.

But I don't need to.

I really don't need to.

There are plenty of people who are more than willing and happy to take those calls

that I am more than willing and happy to just hand them off to.

Because I have had plenty of excitement.

Don't need it.

Don't need it.

And I really do enjoy the taking people home.

You know, having people who are a little bit worried about

heading to where they don't know where they came from.

And just having a conversation for a few minutes.

You shut your face.

Jesus.

I'm trying to be serious about this.

So, fuck you.

But that's...

One of the tags for this is comedy podcast.

It is a comedy pop-tast.

It's a comedy top-tast.

Comedy tap-tast.

Tip-top.

Tip-top.

So, the point is being a very... Big balls.

You know what?

Shut up for a second.

God damn it.

So, having someone who is a little bit worried about getting home.

They're not sure where they've been, where they're going.

And just having a conversation long enough to get them there

until they recognize somewhere that they feel comfortable.

It feels really good, honestly.

I really like that part.

And I, you know, I'll keep doing it.

Plus, I can't...

I gotta say, I make good fucking money doing it.

Like, people don't like to work overnight shifts.

I don't get it because I don't like to get up early in the morning.

So, I don't understand why anybody wouldn't want to work an overnight shift.

But, at the same time, a lot of people like to have actual lives.

I'm using finger puppets.

They like real-day lifetimes.

So, yeah.

No.

I will work those overnight shifts and hang out with those people.

And they want to pay me a little bit extra.

Cool.

That's cool, too.

I dig it.

Yeah.

No.

Dig the place.

So.

Okay, Sophia.

Let's talk about careers.

All right.

Let's do that.

How long have you been working your current career?

What is your current career?

It's... It's unemployed.

Okay.

So, if anyone is looking to hire... If anyone's looking to hire...

A sweet, smart, polite, good-smelling...

Yes.

Shut up.

You do smell good.

Anyone...

A lovely, tall person that has a little dog that really only likes three people.

Call Sophia.

I'm as big as three people.

That's what she's saying.

No, you're tall.

I'm kidding.

I mean, I'm the size of two twins.

If they're 110-pound twins, maybe.

Well, no.

I mean, in terms of the height of a twin, my

feet were hanging off of my last twin bed.

Oh, I thought you were talking about twin people.

No.

Not twin people.

I'm like, what?

Two, three-and-a-half-foot tall twins?

I should have clarified.

I meant like twin beds.

You should definitely.

That's a big difference.

Yeah.

I don't know why, but I expect in my head that

people will understand what I'm talking about.

No.

You gotta... I'm the size of twins.

You gotta include them in your...

You gotta include them from the beginning of the

conversation in your head, not just the middle of it.

Twin beds.

Twin beds.

I just remembered that I forgot to get...

I forgot to get ranch seasoning at the dollar store.

Scheiße.

God damn it.

Ugh.

I wish you would have told me.

I would have reminded you.

Well, I just forgot.

Rhonda said she got some.

But Rhonda is my wife, by the way.

She did.

I think it's in the pantry.

What?

I think the ranch seasoning's in the pantry.

It is?

I think so.

Oh.

Lindsay was looking for it.

Unless Lindsay used it.

No.

She was looking for it, but she couldn't find it.

Oh.

I'm pretty sure it's in the pantry.

Yeah.

I was with both hands on the map.

So...

Lindsay is Sophia's oldest sister.

And she's... She's fucking lovely.

But she's dumb as a goddamn stick.

So...

Here we go.

I'm no smarter.

No.

Not at all.

Fine.

Both of us are still recovering from a cold.

We were actually going to record this last week.

Well, we recorded our original first episode two weeks ago, or three weeks ago.

That was three weeks ago.

Three weeks ago.

And I was drunk as fuck.

Yeah.

And it was... We're going to include some outtakes in the following episodes, but...

I think, actually, at the end where I had started... Yeah.

I think I'll include some of the clips from that,

because some of them were actually really funny.

We actually got quite deep in that.

Which...

Was really a shame, because we had microphone problems.

We actually got a new microphone.

Yeah.

New.

Went from a blue Snowball, which my mother was using, my sweet

mother, that has a face, to a blue Yeti that I fixed myself.

It had a broken port.

I desoldered it.

And we actually picked it up at Goodwill outlet, the Goodwill bins.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

We'll name it, probably.

And then...

Sophia also... I don't know if you can hear this.

They can.

I chose this microphone cover that is fuzzy.

I'm jealous.

I'm actually going to buy one for my microphone.

It's okay.

Because it's really nice.

I'm still touching it.

Sorry.

I can't stop now that I started.

It's okay.

I'm going to stop talking so I can... Okay.

Okay.

There we go.

That was out of the question.

Yeah.

But it is... I love the feel of it.

It feels like a...

It's just a fluffy... It feels like a bunny.

A stuffed animal.

Yeah.

It's just like a bunny's tail.

Yeah.

A big bunny's tail.

That bunny was dead.

Shut up, Jesus!

Why am I even trying to record this podcast with you?

That's right.

For fuck's sake!

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

In fairness, those are called dead cats.

Are they really?

Yeah.

Oh, that's rude.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The ones that you find on cameras are called dead cats.

This, thankfully, is not on a camera.

It's on a microphone.

It's on a silver microphone.

Yeah.

I'm still touching it just so you hear this.

Prepared by yours truly.

Yeah.

And what was funny is when I came in here, I was looking

at it and she's like, it's so, so stuffy, fluffy.

And I had to get all the...

I'm still touching it, by the way.

It's not interference.

So, I just yanked the thing off of it and she's

like, it's really hard to get back on there.

And then I shake the shit out of it and I just plop it right back on.

No, no, no.

What did I say?

I said, you have to goatse it.

Wait, what's goatse?

Okay.

So, for those... I think you didn't explain this to me.

So, for those who don't know what goatse is, it is a very old shock website of a

man who is... No.

...bent over... No.

...stretching his asshole open.

Well, is that like... Is that like a gapper?

Or gapping?

Well, it was called goatse because it was on

a site that was goat.cx, which is a domain.

Well, it sounds like goat sex.

That's what it was supposed to be.

Oh.

Goats aren't that big.

I don't know... I mean, unless they're running right in there.

I don't know what the whole point of the website was.

It got banned by the Christmas Island.

That's the CX's Christmas Island.

I feel like they probably needed to do that.

Yeah.

It got banned because the people...

The three people that live on Christmas Island got so mad that they reported it.

And they're like, let's get the gaping asshole off.

And then they banned it.

I mean, we've been talking about that, about

the current president for about a year now.

Anyway, but... Because he's a gaping asshole.

Right?

I mean, not gonna lie.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean...

Did we actually explain what this podcast is about yet?

We said that, like, it was going to be getting...

us bringing a topic and getting sidetracked with that topic.

Okay.

Which fucking clearly has been happening.

Right.

We went from wicked to gaping assholes.

I feel like we're better at the sidetracking than we are at the topic.

Yeah.

Like, we could be talking about something real serious.

We're like, let's talk about the 13 people that died in Israel's bombing campaign.

I don't think it's just 13, honestly.

Well, I mean, it's way more than 13.

Anyway... Anyway, let's talk about this butthole this guy was stretching open.

Let's talk about a giant gapping asshole.

Not your dad.

I mean...

What?

Oh, touching me with your... Is there poop on my shoe?

No.

No.

No, there is a Birkenstock on your foot though.

There is a Birkenstock.

These are actually really comfortable.

I thought that...

I got Birkenstocks for the first time in my entire life because we had to go to a

wedding and I needed something that looked presentable.

And they're actually like the Birkenstock Mule.

Yeah.

The Birkenstock Mule is the... The Birkenstock Mule.

Sorry, there's drugs in my shoe?

No.

Clem Eastwood is in your shoe.

I got foot fungus in my shoe.

Yeah, but we had to get like shoes that were... we went to the Goodwill to look

for shoes, but they didn't really have a big selection because I have...

Ginormous feet.

Actually, no.

I don't have that big of feet.

Oh really?

I'm a 12 or 12 and a half depending on the brand.

Because some brands are like... I call... I forget what I call

them, but some brands feels like they're meant for Chinese feet.

Oh, it's Asian sizing.

Asian sizing.

And I feel bad saying that, but... Well, no.

It's an actual thing.

Honestly, Asian people are a lot smaller than American people.

American people are fat and wide, so... And I'm fat and wide.

Yeah.

And so if you get an Asian size something, it's not gonna

fit the same as something that is made for American people.

Yeah, that's why I love wearing Shein products, which...

To be clear, I've never purchased from Shein, but at the Goodwill, I did get

multiple Shein products because that's mostly what women wear in terms of like...

I'm talking about like white women.

They love Shein.

Well, and nicer items.

Yeah.

Because a lot of people buy nicer items.

They don't have to be durable.

They're not everyday items.

The thing is, is Shein is cheap.

Yeah.

It's like Temu.

Fast, fast.

Shein.

Fast.

Fashion.

It's Fast Fashion.

Yeah.

I think, so I think Sydney wants to go outside, do you think?

Okay.

We are going to pause and we'll be right back with you momentarily.

Welcome back from the break.

I

Yeah so I think it might have been career for me.

I think we passed that a while ago.

And then went to gaping asshole.

Oh yes there was that.

Yeah.

What's new?

You don't want to look.

Don't look.

It's not good.

It's not gonna it's not gonna be happy.

Well no... that's... Israel forces continue demolishing Gaza City.

No.

No.

That's fantastic.

Free Palestine.

You want to come in choo-choo?

My dog has come down the hall just to see what we're doing.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I kind of feel like we... I don't know exactly... yeah I think we've talked about

really everything there is to talk about in this episode.

I mean for now yeah for sure.

We talked about because the two bigger dogs that are... We're coming in.

We're big babies.

Super big babies.

Coming in and making noise.

They like for us all to be in common areas.

And so they're freaking out a little bit

because we're kind of tucked away into one room.

Maybe we set up a table in the living room.

Because it's reasonably quiet in there.

Who knows?

We might have to change our location in the house.

I mean obviously it's still going to come from

our house because I don't want to put on shoes.

But we also want to be able to have the rest of the

house be able to rest while we're doing our podcast.

And that's not really happening right now.

Well, thank you everyone who is listening or will continue to listen.

Right.

Thanks for joining us.

I feel like you may be listening to this one

after you've listened to like our 15th episode.

Probably.

And gone back a little bit because you're too caught up.

I hope everyone has a fantastic Tuesday.

Is it Tuesday?

It's going to be Tuesday now.

Yeah.

It was Monday when we started.

It is Monday.

Yeah.

December 1st.

Do we have a website?

Yeah.

Okay.

So check out the website.

Let us know if you want us to talk about anything because God knows I love to cuss.

And Sophia can look up facts like nobody's business.

Yeah.

Well, thank you everyone for joining us.

I already said that.

Thanks for listening through all of this crap.

We do appreciate you.

And we hope that you will join us again in the future.

And until then, we'll see you next time.

Bye.

Bye.

Okay.

Now I'm going to take off my headphones.

And we can actually pause this time, which is great.

Because I don't know exactly how long this episode is going to be.

And... no.

Do you want to start?

How do we want to start?

Did you know if you take one egg... Anna, I'm kidding.

We don't want to start like that.

No.

You take one egg?

Yeah.

All the recipe.

I don't want a recipe.

Why is Sydney automatically here?

She just knows we're about to start an episode and she wants to be a little shit.

Are you a little shit, Sydney?

Hi.

Hello.

Are you a little shit?

Hi, Squidney.

Hi, Sydney.

Hi, Syd.

What are you doing?

Do you just want to be a guest?

Yeah.

Maybe we need to get a Sydney mic?

No.

Yeah.

So...

As long as it's scratches my butt.

When I just put her outside, she was going to poop.

And she went from poop to full sprinting right towards me.

Terrifying.

Yeah.

So... Terrifying little dog.

Look at that face.

Thank you.

Terrifying little Sydney.

I want to fuck your face with my brain powers.

What the?

No one will fuck my face.

No, I love you too.

Okay, go find your mom.

We'll go get her.

No.

Go get your mom.

She doesn't think she can get through.

What was that?

She's like sniffing the door.

No.

No.

That's for me.

Okay.

Oh.

I love you, Sydney.

She's such a good girl.

You can go find your mom.

Are you a little shit, Sydney?

Yeah, yeah.

No, she got out.

Let's just ignore that sound.

I accidentally clicked the button.

I'm sorry, Sydney.

I just turned off my, I just turned off my monitors.

That's not what I meant to do.

If you heard that beep, that was me clicking my UPS.

Oh, shit.

Did we start the episode already?

Yeah.

Well, you know, like, this is probably gonna be at the end.

Like, you know how they have like, some podcasts where they're like,

this was us just like, hamming it up.

This was us getting warmed up.

This was us getting warmed up.

But let's go ahead and get started now.

I don't know how you want to start it.

There's Sydney again.

Hang on.

Hang on.

Hey, stink pants.

What's your deal?

Hi, squid.

Are you just upset that you smell like a butt?

What you doing?

Hi.

We're having a conversation.

Did you want to come in?

Oh, why'd you do that?

I like... Nope.

Nope.

All right.

All right.

Go ahead.

She'll want to make sure we're still alive, I guess.

Ooh, that cold breeze.

So, as I was saying...